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$GASLORD Whitepaper
Version 1.0 – April 2025
Executive Summary
$GASLORD is a meme-utility token built on the Solana blockchain, designed to thrive under the network conditions that typically cripple other projects — congestion. Leveraging Solana’s Mission Control Protocol (MCP), $GASLORD offers a token experience that is fast, resilient, and unapologetically bold.
It’s more than just a meme — it’s a movement, a dashboard, a staking ecosystem, and an on-chain flex for those who understand the chain they’re using.
Vision
In a world of slow chains and failed mints, $GASLORD was born to laugh in the face of network congestion. Our mission is to:
- Celebrate Solana’s scalability improvements via MCP
- Deliver real tools (dashboard, analytics, staking) to token holders
- Establish a meme coin that educates and empowers
- Reward early adopters and true believers in Solana infra
Technology Stack
- Blockchain: Solana
- Token Standard: SPL
- Token Supply: 1,000,000,000
- Tokenomics:
- 100% to the community
- 0% taxes
- Liquidity burned
- Ownership renounced
Utilities & Ecosystem
Congestion Dashboard (MCP Monitor)
A real-time dashboard visualizing:
- TPS
- Congestion status
- Validator stats
- Priority fees / block drop rate
Token holders get advanced views + alpha access.
Staking for Gas Credits
Stake $GASLORD to earn “Gas Credits” (non-tradeable utility token) for:
- Premium analytics
- NFT allowlists
- Gated alpha Discord groups
Meme Governance
Community voting on:
- New features
- Meme campaigns
- Partner integrations
Ecosystem Integrations
Work with NFT mints and dApps to reward holders with perks during congested drops.
Roadmap
Q2 2025
- Token launch via dev.fun
- Core meme campaign
- Community + socials
Q2–Q3
- Dashboard MVP
- Leaderboard system
- Basic staking live
Q3
- Ecosystem integration
- Gated NFT mints
- Community-led expansions
Q4
- DAO launch
- Advanced tools for validators
- Full meme utility crossover
Future Ideas
- Wallet-connected dashboard with Phantom
- Real-time Discord bot for TPS + congestion
- Meme generator based on wallet activity
Community
$GASLORD is a community-first token. Shillers, meme lords, and dashboard testers get rewarded. This project lives and dies by its holders.
Legal Disclaimer
$GASLORD is a community-driven meme token. It has no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, and exists purely for fun, education, and exploring the capabilities of Solana.
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